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1) Ambassador of Love Definition of Taboo: Taboo is anything your lover doesn’t agree with or uncomfortable doing or performing with you for whatever reason…

 

2) Ambassador of Love Rules are not set in stone: If you come to a sexual advance you do not agree with, change them! No reason to trash the experience because of a couple of words! Enjoy…

 

There are no returns!

 

LAME 1 Poetic License

When a condom tears or break,

does 1 return said sexual paraphernalia

and ask for their currency back

or file a Lawsuit for the future amounts

of raising said unplanned pregnancy?

 

For the books and electronic downloads (No)

If there is damage during delivery of any L.A.M.E. 1 Goods and Services

Return Policy is thus - Keep the packaging and return and upon receipt a new order will be sent...

 

Higher Education

L.A.M.E. ONE 101;

LIFE IS A LEARNING LESSON, KEEP LEARNING!

 

L&ME 1 Definition of 'Escargot Mail':

 

Escargot Mail (Electronic Snail Mail);

ESCARGOT + MAIL = Electronic Snail Mail;

 

Snail Mail = Mail Delivered by Hand / example:

United States Postal Service

 

L.A.M.E. 1 ESCARGOT MAIL

 

 

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